Absolutely Not Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather & Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Graphite Heather is 50% polyester, 50% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
All sales are final, so please compare these measurements with a piece you already own.
Orders ship from Texas via USPS within 2–4 business days. U.S. shipping is a $7.99 flat rate. Guam, Saipan, Palau, FSM, the Marshall Islands, American Samoa, and Puerto Rico: $9.99 under $60, $13.99 for $60–$119.99, $16.99 for $120+. No international shipping at this time.
Some styles are made to order just for you, so please allow a little extra time for those to ship.
All sales are final. No returns or exchanges, so please check the size guide before you order.
Questions about sizing? Contact us and we'll help you pick the right fit.
























































